teathattast:

It’s your uber am outside

groan:

(via jezu-chryste)

softcngel:

a funny story: people think they know me

(via agharthha)

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

(Fonte: msnichxxx, via wyspy-dziewicze)